we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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