if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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