She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
