Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
