so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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