I am puke
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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