better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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