we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We need to rekindle our bromance
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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