we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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