problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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