i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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