Reggie can tackle my bush.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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