She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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