So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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