Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I need a beard to bite.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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