Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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