What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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