last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
