It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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