i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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