Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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