i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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