how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just threw up on my dentist
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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