I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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