She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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