that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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