operation harelip BJ is a go
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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