K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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