Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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