My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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