Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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