Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
