yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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