We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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