How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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