Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
