VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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