Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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