I'm lost and stupid without you.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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