so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I could fuck to npr.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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