They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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