"it" just moved
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Randomize
