that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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