I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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