Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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