Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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