I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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