She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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