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My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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