I'm drive I can fine osifer
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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