tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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