True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm sobbing to NWA
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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