Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
well most of my day revolves around power hour
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Everyone says I win the strip club
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