how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize